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McIntosh Woodworking

3" Scuba Diver Slang Christmas Ornament

3" Scuba Diver Slang Christmas Ornament

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Personalize the border text and choose a painted or printed background for a fun rearview mirror charm.

  • SCUBA DIVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT - Laser-cut from high-quality natural wood, approximately 3 inches in diameter, featuring a detailed diver in full kit (BCD, regulator, mask, fins, and tank) in a classic horizontal mid-dive glide position.
  • TWO-LAYER WOOD DESIGN WITH OPEN CUT DETAIL - Natural wood top layer over a solid painted or multi-color printed back; the open laser-cut diver silhouette lets the background color show through, creating a striking layered depth effect unique to this ornament.
  • INSIDER DIVE SLANG BORDER - The outer ring is engraved with terms only real divers know: Feed the Fish, Safety Sausage, Back Roll, Bottle, Hookah, Fart Bag, Air Pig, and Bait Ball. Border text can be customized, making it a one-of-a-kind scuba gift.
  • SCUBA ORNAMENT AND CAR CHARM IN ONE - Hang it on the Christmas tree for the holidays or clip it as a rear-view mirror car charm year-round. A meaningful keepsake for dive instructors, dive club members, and anyone who lives for the underwater world.
  • HANDCRAFTED IN OREGON BY A SMALL BUSINESS - Every ornament is precision laser-cut and hand-finished in Oregon, USA. Buying this supports an American small business and delivers a quality, thoughtfully made scuba diving gift that divers will actually love.

Every dive is a world apart - and this ornament captures that feeling perfectly. Laser-cut from premium natural wood, it features a detailed scuba diver in full kit: BCD, regulator, mask, fins, and tank, suspended in a horizontal glide as if weightless beneath the waves. The outer ring is engraved with the insider dive slang only real divers know: Feed the Fish, Safety Sausage, Back Roll, Bottle, Hookah, Fart Bag, Air Pig, and Bait Ball.

Features:

  • Detailed scuba diver silhouette in full gear - BCD, regulator, mask, fins, and tank - captured mid-dive in a classic horizontal glide position
  • 2-layer construction: natural wood laser-cut top layer over a painted or printed back layer; open cut design lets the background show through for a rich, dimensional look
  • Insider diver border ring engraved with: Feed the Fish, Safety Sausage, Back Roll, Bottle, Hookah, Fart Bag, Air Pig, Bait Ball - border text can be customized
  • Handcrafted in Oregon by a small business; available in a variety of solid painted colors or multi-color printed backgrounds to match any style
  • Approximately 3 inches in diameter with a hanging loop - works as a Christmas tree ornament or rear-view mirror car charm year-round

  • This ornament is made for the diver who's logged a thousand dives and has the stories to prove it. Whether they chuckle at "fart bag" or carry a safety sausage on every dive, they'll love having those inside-joke terms circling their favorite sport on the holiday tree.

    Makes an ideal gift for scuba divers, dive instructors, dive club members, and ocean lovers - perfect for Christmas, birthdays, dive certification celebrations, or any occasion worth commemorating beneath the surface.

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