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McIntosh Woodworking

3" "Nothing Butt Merry Christmas" Ornament

3" "Nothing Butt Merry Christmas" Ornament

$12.95 USD
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A bent-over Santa carrying his sack gives this pun a literal punchline, with your pick of background color.

  • BENT-OVER SANTA - A laser-cut Santa figure hauls his sack in a literal take on the punchline.
  • BOLD BANNER TEXT - "We Wish You Nothing Butt Merry Christmas" wraps across a ribbon banner above the scene.
  • STACKED BLOCK LETTERING - Large "Butt" capitals sit above a flowing script "Merry Christmas."
  • SNOWFLAKE ACCENTS - Cutout snowflakes frame the Santa figure on both sides.
  • CHOOSE YOUR BACKGROUND - Pick from a range of background colors showing through the natural wood top layer.

Get a laugh out of the naughty list with this laser-cut wood ornament, featuring a banner reading "We Wish You Nothing Butt Merry Christmas" above a bent-over Santa hauling his sack, with a choice of background color.

Features:

  • Laser-cut bent-over Santa figure carrying his sack, played for a literal punchline
  • Banner text and bold block "Butt" lettering above a script "Merry Christmas"
  • Snowflake cutout accents scattered around the scene
  • Two-layer wood construction, natural wood top layer over a colored background layer
  • Background layer available in a choice of colors
  • Handcrafted in Oregon by a small business
  • Doubles as a Christmas tree ornament and a rearview mirror car charm


    • A groan-worthy pun for anyone who can't resist a bad joke, this piece is built to get a laugh at the holiday party or from the family gathered around the tree.

    A fun white elephant pick or a gag gift for the friend or family member who appreciates offbeat holiday humor.

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