3" Round Two Layer Laser Cut Wood Ornament - Funny Sarcastic Holiday Decor with 'Stop Staring At My Package' Innuendo Phrase, Handmade in USA, Perfect for Xmas Tree or Gift Exchange Gag Present

• Wooden ornament is approximately 3" in diameter
• Two layers, natural wood top and printed & cut back layer
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Looking for the perfect conversation starter that'll have everyone cracking up this holiday season? This hilarious 3-inch round laser cut wood ornament delivers laughs with its cheeky "Stop Staring At My Package" message that's sure to catch guests off guard in the best way possible.

Handcrafted right here in the USA, this two-layer wooden ornament showcases quality craftsmanship you can feel. The natural wood top layer beautifully contrasts with the stained and painted bottom layer, creating depth and visual interest that makes this piece stand out on any Christmas tree. The laser cutting precision ensures crisp, clean lines that highlight every detail of the wrapped gift design.

Perfect for adults who appreciate witty humor and aren't afraid to show their playful side during the holidays. This ornament works great as:

• White elephant gift exchange presents
• Gag gifts for friends with a sense of humor
• Unique Christmas tree decorations
• Office party conversation pieces
• Stocking stuffers for the sarcastic person in your life

The compact 3-inch size makes it ideal for any tree without overwhelming other decorations, while the sturdy wood construction ensures it'll last for many holiday seasons. The innuendo phrase adds just the right amount of cheeky humor without being overly offensive, making it suitable for most adult gatherings.

Whether you're hosting a holiday party or attending one, this ornament guarantees you'll be remembered as the person who brought the laughs. It's the kind of gift that gets people talking and creates those memorable holiday moments everyone loves to share.