3" "Still at the North Pole" Funny Santa Ornament

Santa fibs to Mrs. Claus over a beer while a leggy visitor waits nearby, and you pick the background color.

• SANTA ON THE PHONE - A 3-inch laser-cut Santa figure holds a phone to his ear while gripping a foam-topped beer mug.
• LEG AND HEEL DETAIL - A woman's leg in a heeled shoe is cut into frame right beside Santa for the punchline.
• CROSSED STREET SIGNS - "North" and "West" signposts frame the scene in fine laser-cut lettering.
• CURVED SPEECH BUBBLE - A comic-style bubble arcs above the figures to set up the joke.
• CHOOSE YOUR BACKGROUND - Pick from a range of background colors showing through the natural wood top layer.

Bring a wink-and-nudge holiday laugh to the tree with this laser-cut wood ornament, showing Santa on the phone with a beer in hand, telling Mrs. Claus he's "still at the North Pole" while a shapely leg in a heeled shoe rests right beside him under crossed "North" and "West" street signs, all inside a comic-style speech bubble scene.

Features:

A cheeky twist on the classic Santa call-home gag, built for anyone who appreciates a little scandal with their stocking humor.

A fun white elephant pick or a gag gift for the friend or family member who loves an off-color holiday joke.