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3" Round Two Layer Laser Cut Ornament - Handmade USA Wood Decor with Candy Cane & Snowflakes, Funny Sarcastic Innuendo 'It's Not Going to Lick Itself' - Adult Humor Xmas Tree Gag Gift

3" Round Two Layer Laser Cut Ornament - Handmade USA Wood Decor with Candy Cane & Snowflakes, Funny Sarcastic Innuendo 'It's Not Going to Lick Itself' - Adult Humor Xmas Tree Gag Gift

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  • Wooden ornament is approximately 3" in diameter
  • Two layers, natural wood top and printed & cut back layer
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Looking for the perfect gag gift that'll have everyone cracking up around the Christmas tree? This hilarious 3-inch round laser cut ornament delivers adult humor with style and craftsmanship that's sure to be a conversation starter at any holiday gathering.

Handcrafted right here in the USA, this two-layer wooden ornament showcases premium quality construction with attention to detail. The natural wood top layer beautifully contrasts with the stained and painted bottom layer, creating a stunning visual effect that catches the light perfectly on your tree.

The design features a festive candy cane surrounded by delicate snowflakes, but it's the cheeky phrase "It's Not Going to Lick Itself" that makes this ornament absolutely unforgettable. This sarcastic innuendo is perfect for adults who appreciate witty humor and aren't afraid to add some spice to their holiday decorations.

Key features that make this ornament special:

  • Precision laser cut for crisp, clean edges and professional finish
  • Two-layer construction adds depth and visual interest
  • Natural wood grain shows through for authentic rustic charm
  • Compact 3-inch size fits perfectly among other ornaments
  • Durable construction means it'll last for years of laughs

This ornament works great as a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or surprise addition to someone's tree who loves adult humor. It's ideal for friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate sarcastic jokes and don't take themselves too seriously during the holidays.

The combination of quality American craftsmanship and hilarious messaging makes this ornament a unique addition to any Christmas collection that values both humor and handmade quality.

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