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McIntosh Woodworking

3" "I Got Ho's" Funny Santa Christmas Ornament

3" "I Got Ho's" Funny Santa Christmas Ornament

$12.95 USD
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Santa throws both hands up next to a corded phone in this cheeky joke scene, and you pick the background color.

  • CELEBRATING SANTA FIGURE - A sunglasses-wearing Santa throws both hands up at the center of the 3-inch design.
  • BOLD BLOCK LETTERING - "I Got Ho's in Different Area Codes" is laser-cut in large stacked capital letters.
  • CORDED PHONE DETAIL - A vintage telephone receiver cutout sits beneath the celebrating Santa figure.
  • SUNGLASSES AND BEARD DETAIL - Fine laser cuts render Santa's sunglasses, beard, and raised mitten hands.
  • CHOOSE YOUR BACKGROUND - Pick from a range of background colors showing through the natural wood top layer.

Bring some cheeky holiday humor to the tree with this laser-cut wood ornament, featuring bold block lettering that reads "I Got Ho's in Different Area Codes" above a celebrating Santa in sunglasses with both hands raised, and a corded telephone receiver below.

Features:

  • Laser-cut Santa figure in sunglasses throws both hands up in celebration at the center
  • Bold block lettering spells out the full punchline above and below the figure
  • Corded telephone receiver cutout sits beneath Santa to complete the joke
  • Two-layer wood construction, natural wood top layer over a colored background layer
  • Background layer available in a choice of colors
  • Handcrafted in Oregon by a small business
  • Doubles as a Christmas tree ornament and a rearview mirror car charm


    • A playful play on words for anyone who loves a good holiday pun, this piece is built to get a laugh at the holiday party or from the family gathered around the tree.

    A fun white elephant pick or a gag gift for the friend or family member who appreciates offbeat holiday humor.

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