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3" Round Two Layer Laser Cut Funny Christmas Ornament - Sarcastic Holiday Decor, Handmade in USA - Natural Wood & Stained Bottom, Adult Humor Tree Decoration with Snowflakes & Innuendo Phrase

3" Round Two Layer Laser Cut Funny Christmas Ornament - Sarcastic Holiday Decor, Handmade in USA - Natural Wood & Stained Bottom, Adult Humor Tree Decoration with Snowflakes & Innuendo Phrase

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  • Wooden ornament is approximately 3" in diameter
  • Two layers, natural wood top and printed & cut back layer
  • Colors may vary slightly from your screen as calibrations are different.
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Get ready to add some cheeky holiday spirit to your Christmas tree with this hilarious 3-inch round laser cut ornament that's guaranteed to make your guests do a double-take. This isn't your grandma's typical Christmas decoration - it's a perfectly crafted piece of adult humor that brings the laughs while maintaining that festive charm everyone loves.

Handmade right here in the USA, this two-layer masterpiece showcases exceptional craftsmanship with its natural wood top layer beautifully contrasted against a stained bottom layer. The precision laser cutting creates crisp, clean lines that highlight every detail, from the charming Christmas ball ornaments to the delicate background snowflakes that frame the sarcastic phrase "Balls Deep Into Christmas."

Perfect for retail buyers looking to stock unique holiday merchandise that stands out from boring traditional ornaments. Your customers will love this conversation starter that combines quality woodworking with cheeky humor. The natural wood finish gives it that rustic, handcrafted appeal while the painted bottom layer adds visual depth and character.

  • Premium laser cut construction ensures durability and precision
  • Two-layer design creates dimensional visual appeal
  • Natural wood top with stained bottom for attractive contrast
  • Features Christmas ornament graphics with snowflake background
  • Adult humor phrase perfect for grown-up holiday celebrations
  • Handcrafted in USA supporting local artisans

This ornament appeals to adults who appreciate witty holiday humor and quality craftsmanship. It's ideal for white elephant gifts, office parties, or anyone wanting to inject personality into their Christmas decor. The compact 3-inch size fits perfectly on any tree while making a bold statement that guests won't forget.

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