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McIntosh Woodworking

3" Funny Flexed Santa Ornament

3" Funny Flexed Santa Ornament

$12.95 USD
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Pick your own background color to make this censor-bar Santa gag piece one of a kind.

  • MUSCLE-BOUND SANTA CUTOUT - A laser-cut 3-inch silhouette shows Santa flexed, hands on hips, with a censor bar for a playful twist.
  • TWO-LAYER WOOD BUILD - Natural wood top layer reveals the design over a colored background layer, available in a choice of colors.
  • CURVED BANNER TEXT - Reads "Ask Your Mom If I'm Real" across the top and bottom in bold laser-engraved lettering.
  • ORNAMENT AND CAR CHARM - Hang it on the tree each Christmas or clip it to a rearview mirror for year-round display.
  • STAR AND SNOWFLAKE CUTOUTS - Precision laser-cut accents frame the central figure for added dimension and detail.

Bring some cheeky holiday humor to the tree with this laser-cut wood ornament, featuring a flexed, muscle-bound Santa figure with a censor bar and a curved banner reading "Ask Your Mom If I'm Real."

Features:

  • Laser-cut flexed Santa design with censor bar and curved banner text
  • Two-layer wood construction, natural wood top layer over a colored background layer
  • Star and snowflake cutout details surround the central figure
  • Background layer available in a choice of colors
  • Handcrafted in Oregon by a small business
  • Doubles as a Christmas tree ornament and a rearview mirror car charm


    • A tongue-in-cheek take on the classic Santa ornament, this piece is built to get a laugh at the holiday party or from the family gathered around the tree.

    A fun white elephant pick or a gag gift for the friend or family member who appreciates offbeat holiday humor.

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