McIntosh Woodworking
Save the Furniture: Hilarious "Use a Coaster" Coasters
Save the Furniture: Hilarious "Use a Coaster" Coasters
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- The slate varies from 3/16" to 1/4" thick, is approximately 4" diameter, and has a rugged chipped edge.
- The slate coasters are all unique due to them being a stone material, so they have different variation in the surface, sometimes this can cause a color variation in the etching.
- These coasters have rubber feet on the bottom so they don't scratch the surface they are on, perfect for protecting your tables from water rings.
- The coasters come packaged in a white cardboard box, perfect for wrapping as a gift or storing
- Easy cleanup, just wipe with damp cloth
Infuse a touch of humor into your home decor with these unique and undeniably hilarious slate coasters, featuring the snarky yet oh-so-true message "Use a Coaster & No One Gets Hurt."
Handcrafted from natural gray slate, each coaster boasts a unique, chipped edge that adds a touch of rustic charm to your kitchen counter, coffee table, or any space where beverages take center stage. The playful inscription is expertly laser-etched onto the surface, creating a permanent and conversation-starting addition to your entertaining essentials.**
These coasters are perfect for:
Protecting your surfaces from water rings, condensation, and the wrath of furniture gods. (Let's be honest, coasters are lifesavers!) Sparking laughter and lighthearted reminders to keep your surfaces safe. Adding a touch of personality to your home decor. Offering a unique and unforgettable gift for any occasion, from housewarmings to birthdays, or even a cheeky addition to a wedding registry!
Available in two stylish options:
4" diameter round coasters for a classic touch. 4" square coasters for a modern aesthetic.
Each set of coasters comes beautifully packaged in a box, making them an ideal gift for the jokester in your life, or a delightful addition to your own home.
Additional features:
Natural chipped edge for a rustic look that complements any decor style. Rubber feet to protect your surfaces from scratches and prevent coasters from slipping. Handcrafted by a small business in Oregon, USA, supporting American artisans and bringing you unique, locally-made products.
So, raise a glass (responsibly, on a coaster of course!), add a touch of humor to your home, and keep those furniture gods appeased with these hilarious coasters.
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