Skip to product information
1 of 9

McIntosh Woodworking

Save the Furniture: Hilarious "Use a Coaster" Coasters

Save the Furniture: Hilarious "Use a Coaster" Coasters

Regular price $25.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Shape
Set Size
  • The slate varies from 3/16" to 1/4" thick, is approximately 4" diameter, and has a rugged chipped edge.
  • The slate coasters are all unique due to them being a stone material, so they have different variation in the surface, sometimes this can cause a color variation in the etching.
  • These coasters have rubber feet on the bottom so they don't scratch the surface they are on, perfect for protecting your tables from water rings.
  • The coasters come packaged in a white cardboard box, perfect for wrapping as a gift or storing
  • Easy cleanup, just wipe with damp cloth

Infuse a touch of humor into your home decor with these unique and undeniably hilarious slate coasters, featuring the snarky yet oh-so-true message "Use a Coaster & No One Gets Hurt."

Handcrafted from natural gray slate, each coaster boasts a unique, chipped edge that adds a touch of rustic charm to your kitchen counter, coffee table, or any space where beverages take center stage. The playful inscription is expertly laser-etched onto the surface, creating a permanent and conversation-starting addition to your entertaining essentials.**


These coasters are perfect for:


Protecting your surfaces from water rings, condensation, and the wrath of furniture gods. (Let's be honest, coasters are lifesavers!) Sparking laughter and lighthearted reminders to keep your surfaces safe. Adding a touch of personality to your home decor. Offering a unique and unforgettable gift for any occasion, from housewarmings to birthdays, or even a cheeky addition to a wedding registry!

Available in two stylish options:


4" diameter round coasters for a classic touch. 4" square coasters for a modern aesthetic.

Each set of coasters comes beautifully packaged in a box, making them an ideal gift for the jokester in your life, or a delightful addition to your own home.


Additional features:


Natural chipped edge for a rustic look that complements any decor style. Rubber feet to protect your surfaces from scratches and prevent coasters from slipping. Handcrafted by a small business in Oregon, USA, supporting American artisans and bringing you unique, locally-made products.

So, raise a glass (responsibly, on a coaster of course!), add a touch of humor to your home, and keep those furniture gods appeased with these hilarious coasters.

View full details