Laser Etched Love: Snarky Coasters to Protect Your Furniture

• The slate varies from 3/16" to 1/4" thick, is approximately 4" diameter, and has a rugged chipped edge.
• The slate coasters are all unique due to them being a stone material, so they have different variation in the surface, sometimes this can cause a color variation in the etching.
• These coasters have rubber feet on the bottom so they don't scratch the surface they are on, perfect for protecting your tables from water rings.
• The coasters come packaged in a white cardboard box, perfect for wrapping as a gift or storing
• Easy cleanup, just wipe with damp cloth

Tired of nagging about drink rings? Add a touch of humor (and a not-so-subtle threat) to your home with these unique and hilarious slate coasters, featuring the inscription "Use a coaster or I will poke you in the eye."

Handcrafted from natural gray slate, each coaster boasts a unique, chipped edge that adds to the rustic charm of your kitchen counter, coffee table, or any space where beverages need a designated landing spot. The playful lettering is expertly laser-etched onto the surface, creating a permanent and conversation-starting addition to your home decor.**

These coasters are perfect for:

Protecting your surfaces from water rings and condensation, keeping your furniture looking its best. Sparking laughter and lighthearted threats among friends and family. Serving as a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder to use a coaster. Offering a unique and unforgettable gift for birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, or any occasion that needs a touch of humor.

Available in two stylish options:

4" diameter round coasters for a classic touch. 4" square coasters for a modern aesthetic.

Each set of coasters comes beautifully packaged in a box, making them an ideal gift for the person in your life who needs a little help with coaster etiquette, or a delightful addition to your own space.

Additional features:

Natural chipped edge for a rustic look that complements any kitchen or living room decor. Rubber feet to protect your surfaces from scratches and prevent coasters from slipping. Handcrafted by a small business in Oregon, USA, supporting American artisans and bringing you unique, locally-made products.

So, keep your furniture safe and your loved ones laughing with these hilarious coasters. They're the perfect way to add a touch of personality and a gentle nudge towards responsible beverage placement.