Passive-Aggressive Protection: Use A Coaster Or I Will Poke You In The Eye Coasters

• The slate varies from 3/16" to 1/4" thick, is approximately 4" diameter, and has a rugged chipped edge.
• The slate coasters are all unique due to them being a stone material, so they have different variation in the surface, sometimes this can cause a color variation in the etching.
• These coasters have rubber feet on the bottom so they don't scratch the surface they are on, perfect for protecting your tables from water rings.
• The coasters come packaged in a white cardboard box, perfect for wrapping as a gift or storing
• Easy cleanup, just wipe with damp cloth

Tired of furniture marred by water rings? Want to add a touch of humor to your home decor and keep your loved ones in line? Then these hilarious slate coasters with the inscription "Use a coaster or I will poke you in the eye" are the perfect solution!

Handcrafted from natural gray slate, each coaster boasts a unique, chipped edge that adds to the rustic charm of your kitchen counter, coffee table, or any space where drinks are enjoyed. The playful lettering is expertly laser-etched onto the surface, creating a permanent and conversation-starting addition to your home.**

These coasters are perfect for:

Protecting your surfaces from water rings and condensation, keeping your furniture looking its best. Sparking laughter and playful banter among friends and family. Serving as a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder to use a coaster. Offering a unique and unforgettable gift for birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, or any occasion that needs a touch of humor.

Available in two stylish options:

4" diameter round coasters for a classic touch. 4" square coasters for a modern aesthetic.

Each set of coasters comes beautifully packaged in a box, making them an ideal gift for the person in your life who appreciates a good laugh, or simply wants to keep their furniture safe.

Additional features:

Natural chipped edge for a rustic look that complements any home decor style. Rubber feet to protect your surfaces from scratches and prevent coasters from slipping. Handcrafted by a small business in Oregon, USA, supporting American artisans and bringing you unique, locally-made products.

So, add a touch of personality and humor to your home with these funny coasters. They're a guaranteed conversation starter and a playful way to keep your furniture safe from drink disasters.